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Fic: 2. Arthur puts his penis places (Trufact Sexiness) 
2nd-Feb-2010 02:05 am
Eight's Ingenuity
Title (Series): Arthur puts his penis places (Trufact Sexiness #2)
Summary: Kind of a modern-art interpretation of a story
Rating: PG13
Characters/pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Author's notes: I wrote this for Paisley


Into a vase!
Into a clever hat!
Into Merlin!
Into a ball of wool!
Into a papier mache octopus!
Into a meme!
Into a table (that’ll show it for having things bent over it)!
Into some lotion (because the table hurt)!
Into the Holy Grail!
Into the sky!
Into a balloon (that’s not very medieval)!
Into a mandolin!
Into his pants (because Merlin’s had QUITE ENOUGH. Prat.)!

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Comments 
2nd-Feb-2010 07:14 am (UTC)
BRB LOL'ING FOREVER.

I can't decide which is my favourite. Though I think mandolin was when I started sputtering with laughter to the point I was afraid I would wake up Sharmie.
2nd-Feb-2010 07:17 am (UTC)
Alternately, this can be read as 'Things Merlin turned Arthur's penis into when he was very bored one day'.
It's very open-concept.
2nd-Feb-2010 07:29 am (UTC)
TOO POSTMODERN FOR LJ, LEAH.
2nd-Feb-2010 07:31 am (UTC)
LAST TIME I EVER TAKE YOUR ADVICE, PAUL KING.
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