Title (Series): Arthur puts his penis places (Trufact Sexiness #2)
Summary: Kind of a modern-art interpretation of a story
Author's notes: I wrote this for Paisley
Into a vase!
Into a clever hat!
Into a ball of wool!
Into a papier mache octopus!
Into a meme!
Into a table (that’ll show it for having things bent over it)!
Into some lotion (because the table hurt)!
Into the Holy Grail!
Into the sky!
Into a balloon (that’s not very medieval)!
Into a mandolin!
Into his pants (because Merlin’s had QUITE ENOUGH. Prat.)!