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Fic: 3. Sometimes Things Should Stay In Your Head (Trufact Sexiness) 
2nd-Feb-2010 02:14 am
Larch
Title (Series): Sometimes Things Should Stay In Your Head (Trufact Sexiness #3)
Summary: Merlin is in denial
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Author's notes: I wrote this for Paisley.

“What?” asked Merlin, perplexed.

“I want you over the table,” said Arthur reasonably.

“I’m busy,” said Merlin. “And besides, that sounds uncomfortable.”

“It’s not,” said Arthur, and then added confidently, “It’s actually very sexy.”

“I don’t think so,” said Merlin.

“But you’re my MANSERVANT,” complained Arthur.

“That’s not the same as doxy at ALL,” said Merlin, rolling his eyes and leaving.

Arthur sighed. It had been MUCH sexier in his mind.

END

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2nd-Feb-2010 04:11 pm (UTC)
Damn that Merlin. Never letting Arthur fulfill his sexual fantasies.

Speaking of awkward!Boy Porn, you NEED to read this fic. It takes place in the Children in Need special verse where they all have technology suddenly, and it's made of awkward and boys!

http://phreakycat.livejournal.com/2243.html
4th-Feb-2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
Haha, just read through these for the umpteenth time. Still makes me laugh!

Actually, sometimes when I'm out in the world, I'll suddenly remember these exist and I have to stop myself from LOL'ing. XD
4th-Feb-2010 04:31 pm (UTC)
My work is then complete.
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