Title (Series): Sometimes Things Should Stay In Your Head (Trufact Sexiness #3)
Summary: Merlin is in denial
Author's notes: I wrote this for Paisley.
“What?” asked Merlin, perplexed.
“I want you over the table,” said Arthur reasonably.
“I’m busy,” said Merlin. “And besides, that sounds uncomfortable.”
“It’s not,” said Arthur, and then added confidently, “It’s actually very sexy.”
“I don’t think so,” said Merlin.
“But you’re my MANSERVANT,” complained Arthur.
“That’s not the same as doxy at ALL,” said Merlin, rolling his eyes and leaving.
Arthur sighed. It had been MUCH sexier in his mind.